Todays Twitters

From a friend at Twitter:
LaVergne PD spends an inordinate amount of time patrolling the mean streets of McFarlin Pointe.
I had to laugh when I read that.  Here’s more.
Just had my first sip of Mello Yello in almost two years. Tasted like cleaning fluid.
work zone. I’m thinking you dig my ambiguity
I may have to march next [...]