Dear So and So

My new favorite way to post!

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Dear DNJ,

Last year you printed the winners of the Ruthies Awards online.  This year… nothing?  Is this just a way to sell more paper products?

Love,
What’s the Deal??

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Dear Daylight Savings Time,

The early darkness…. it makes me want to stick a fork in my eye.

Love,
I Must Need More Vitamins or Something

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Dear Golden Corral,

We want you to come to LaVergne.  Please hurry.

Love,
Everybody Loves Buffets

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Dear Ryan’s Steakhouse,

We’d take you instead … so get on it before Golden Corral has a chance!

Love,
Don’t Serve Any Brussel Sprouts, Though

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Dear Readers,

We would really like to find more volunteer writers.  I would promise that we don’t bite, but actually sometimes we do.  But don’t let that keep you away!  If you’ve ever dreamed of padding your resume (aka “Featured Writer for This is LaVergne.com”) or if you happen to live here, are coherent, and like writing… this gig could be good for you and good for us!  We don’t pay anything but that’s because we don’t make anything.

Won’t You Please Think About It,
Kathy T.

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14 Responses

  1. I’ll do it. It’s not like I have anything better to do right now, other than look for a job.

  2. I wood butt eye cant spill vury gud

  3. Just emailed Golden Corral about looking into locating a restaurant here in La Vergne/Smyrna area. Hope they survey the areas and bring us a Golden Corral. Hope to hear back from them on whether they will research this or not.

    • ICK.. I want a Bob Evans.. Only one of those in Nashville.. or maybe a Denny’s…Siiggghhh

    • just received an email from Golden Corral…here is part of what they had to say:
      1. must receive approximately 1,500 emails every month to consider new store
      2. need to serve a minimum of 6,000 guests every WEEK of the year
      3. will submit my request to the Real Estate Dept for their consideration and review

      here is their email address: http://www.goldencorral.com

      Keep you fingers crossed that some day we will have a Golden Corral in this area..

  4. ICK.. How about a Bob Evans.. only one in Nashville… or a Denny’s (big I miss you (at 3am) sigh)

  5. Dear TDOT,

    All I want for Christmas (in 2010) is for some of the Walden Road/Heil Quaker congestion to ease up. Won’t you grant a girl her only Christmas wish?

    Love,
    Ten minutes to go 1/10 of a mile

  6. also like the idea of Bob Evans or Dennys here….

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